May 2018

Oh. My. Lordy. Your Micro!Dirk is precious and cute. I hope you plan to do more? I love your art style!

Ohohoho someone here wants more micro!Dirk?
Here you go

>your microdick is precious and cute HEH

Thanks

Omg I love the micro birb so much :0

I’m glad⭐

how would tiny bird dirk make jake feel good back though? i keep thinking about this. he's so cute.

to be honest, I have no idea. I think Dirk really wants to touch Jake and also to give him pleasure but these claws…not the best combination with sensitive parts of the body
this is a huge problem. I thought a lot about this and I’m sorry, but I did not think of anything better than…

Tiny bird Dirk tightrope balance walks over Jake's wiener. He. Fucking. Walks. On. Jake. With. His. Tiny. Feet.

So much of that good good micro bird.... Meru you spoil us :0.

I think a lot of us would be up for more micro!dirkxjake tbh

shooooshhshhshh You don’t need more words
I understood you

Micro Dirk prompt: Jake drinks some alcohol and leaves for a moment. Jake comes back to a drunk micro Dirk flapping his wings around absolutely buzzed. orrrr Jake giving MicroDirk a bird bath :D

Me:

Now that micro Dirk has safety fashionable claw mitts, can he, you know... Get in on that. Get. Get on that shlong. (Also that comic was so adorable and sweet omg I love it)

Where do you plan on going with the micro dirk and make comics do you plan on making more? (Btw I loooovved to comic❤❤)

Well, I’m not planning on making a complete comic but I’ll continue to make small pieces, like the previous ones

I'm fuckin psyched

then prepare yourself
I’ll make a few arts

were you considering drawing anything dirkjake related for mermay? we know jake would love to see a sexy mer!dirk.

Do I need to do this? hmmm
I definitely need to do this!

-SCREAMS AT THE SNEAK PEAK- EVIL TEASE

Hehehe

Wait.. is jake putting all of dirk in his mouth? Dirk's legs look awfully wet

kissing, licking, putting in his mouth etc.
what I like about art so that it gives space for your imagination ;)

Hey hey do you know of any micro fics that aren't straight up vore?

I’m sorry, I don’t think that I ever found/read fics written about micro

callmearcturus ответил(a) на ваш пост “Wait.. is jake putting all of dirk in his mouth? Dirk’s legs look…”> it would be Good Clean Fun for jake to hold onto dirk and put his whole body from waist down in his mouth and apply a little suction, i think

intransically ответил(a) на ваш пост

“Wait.. is jake putting all of dirk in his mouth? Dirk’s legs look…”

im with arc i think that is a lovely fun thought

Oh yes, that sounds good to me 👌

IM HOLLERIN ABT THE WIP PLEASE GIVE US MORE MOM

You have to finish all your broccoli before you get the dessert, Honey.

I LOVE BROCCOLI I'LL EAT ALL OF IT

oh, what a wonderful kid
here you go

Obviously Dirk is into it but Jake looks like he's *loving* it

I’m not sure I understand you
you mean *loving* like he doesn’t love it?
could you explain in more detail?

enigmaticpupper ответил(a) на ваш пост “Obviously Dirk is into it but Jake looks like he’s *loving* it”
That was probs genuine emphasis!

okay, I thought that *loving* means something like sarcasm

Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't intend to sound sarcastic!

it’s okay, no need to apologize!
I just misunderstood 😅

Jake looks like hes thoroughly enjoying ravishing Dirk

he’s really enjoying this little birdie :з

Ок, я видела на одном из твоих артов большого птице-Дирка и мне стало интересно, это просто арты или микро-Дирк как-то связан с большим, помимо того, что это один человек и разница только в размере

Птице-Дирк является одним из главных героев фанфика The Price for Fire, который пишет Сommakaze​. Если Вам не чужд английский, то можете найти и прочитать его ->здесь<-
Микро-Дирк является персонажем отдельной вселенной, но был создан на основе Птице-Дирка. На самом деле он появился из маленькой шутки “Dirk, say I. love. you.” на моем основном блоге, но затем он так понравился остальным и меня попросили нарисовать еще и еще. Это привело к тому, что у него появился свой собственный мир. 

Were you expecting birb!dirk to get this popular??

to be honest, no
it was a real surprise for me!

*me at that WIP* oh.... Oh no. Meru... Is too powerful. How are we to handle all this magnificence?

just relax and enjoy❣

m0kent0sh ответил(a) на ваш пост “Ок, я видела на одном из твоих артов большого птице-Дирка и мне стало…”
И, кажется, блог)

Хахах и правда. Такой маленький, а занимает столько места (не то чтобы я против этого ;D)

I would die for more micro bird Dirk, especially if he's being ravished by Jake

it seems to me or is there already organized a whole microDirk fan club?🐤

everybody on your knees and testify by @callmearcturus@commakaze @mimsiical@joyfulldreams@purplepurpleunicornsparkle@stormsbourne

“Apparently Jake had discovered the camera and decided that while you were in absentia he should send you dick pics.
You scroll through them quickly, trying not to let your eyes land on any particular details. Dick, dick, more dick, Jake’s grinning face briefly, then more dick. The last photo just came in a couple minutes ago, and it’s a picture of an eggplant resting innocently on a countertop." 

I wanna be jake's priestess damn

we all want too

I feel like micro birb dirk would just get lonely on some nights and sometimes just grind up against Jake's hand/fingers?? jake probably wouldnt wake up unless hes loud... or clawing the everloving FUCK out of his hand like in the one fuckin comic you made.

cute💕

so many want to draw
and so little time

I had a conversation about would microDirk taste like chicken ЖD

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OOOHHH THAT LAST ONE IM DEAD

Oh no *tries to hide the body*
well, there are already too many of them here

callmearcturus ответил(a) на ваш пост “Yes hello I’d like to make a notion to bring back Jake being a bottom…”
ngl i strongly STRONGLY headcanon jake as a switch who loves getting to bottom, but dirk has to be convinced a bit. but dirk loves to make jake feel good???? so it all works out.

I’m totally fine with Jake as a top, bottom or as a switch 👌
but sometimes I just really want little more something about where Dirk f#@!% Jake

rimainaneko ответил(a) на ваш пост “I had a conversation about would microDirk taste like chicken ЖD”
OH GOD I DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD POST THIS

I DO IT BECAUSE I CAN

Do you think micro!dirk ever gets to touch the d?

definitely!

*literally takes my work break just so I can go to the bathroom and look at the new micro!dirk art*

oh my gosh

Jake being a bottom has died becuz of the uptake in Dirk needing to be pampered. We must protect the Striders cause they are beautiful angels and I love them. But...I also feel so bad for Jakes butthole. A curse has been placed on his ass. He has become the one with the dick and not the one who gets his ass romped through. All these fics that give me Dirk butt joy give nothing to Jake. Jakes ass cries in sadness at its sudden emptiness.

That joke meme. I'm dead. I love it. Press that button Jake. Press it harder. HARDER. # Bring👏back👏Striders👏wanting👏to👏stick👏the👏wiener👏in👏the👏English👏Hole👏

no Jake NO! Don’t push so hard!! 
Look what you’ve done Jake.
You broke them.

tbh Jake could be the biggest switch ever and Dirk would always bend over backwards to make him feel good but we also can't ignore how much of a touch starved bitch Dirk canonly is so it's natural to think of him as a bottom i guess

that’s a fair point

Jake deserves as much pampering as Dirk, that's all I'm really trying to say.

I’ll try to balance it here.

do you think Jake has ever tried penetrating micro birb Dirk with something to make him feel good? Dirk needs and deserves to have his ass ate and used

are there suggestions what stuff can be used?

maybe the handle of an art/makeup brush? a q tip? the small end of a chopstick? it's hard to think of stuff bc even Jake's little finger would probably kill Dirk

yeah, it’s difficult to choose something of a suitable shape and at the same time not injuring Dirk

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likely! because when I was looking for a micro, I saw many arts where cotton swabs were used

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Ahah okay…I can already imagine how Jake sits and makes handmade tiny dildos, but he does it for the first time and they are so small, so that they get a very strange shape

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I really like this one! Oh no, imagination, what are you doing with me?
Too late…I can already see this scene

Okay how about this: Jake bottoms once a year and the bottoming is so intense he has a slight limp for a year. That's why he only bottoms ONCE a year.

so that’s what happened in this picture

when we discussed about “tears from the loving coitus”
it was also tears about “bottoms once a year”
now everything makes sense

You are the dirkjake hero we need

now I wanna see Dirk truing the tiny dildos and vibrators

thoughts before bedtime.
you know this story about “who created a thousand origami cranes would be granted a wish”?
What do you think will happen if I draw a thousand dicks?

I think I got a great combo here~
when I’ll draw a thousand birds with dicks I’ll summon one huge flying dick, which not only knows how to fulfill wishes, but will also take me to Obama